Kevin Bacon's Top 3 Creepiest Movies

(In No Order)

SLEEPERS

Plot

 

 A handful of young kids from Hell's Kitchen decide to steal a hot dog cart and kill a guy with it. They all go to Juvenile Jail and give Kevin Bacon blowjobs and get tag teamed by the other drunken sleazy guards. Later in life, two of the group (who grow up to become criminals and druggies) see Kevin Bacon in a pub and kill him (not with hot dogs). With the aid of their priest, they spring a fast one on the courts: two of the kids became lawyers and represent both sides, rigging the case to save their guilty friends' asses. This movie teaches a very wholesome lesson: when the going gets tough, the tough convince a member of the Catholic Church to lie under oath in court to protect the lives of their murdering, coked out childhood pals.

HOLLOW MAN

Plot

 

This movie starts out starring normal Kevin Bacon who becomes invisible, creepy Kevin Bacon. He fondles a girl in her sleep. He murders people, including most of his friends. He molests one of his neighbors and drives around scaring children in a freaky mask. He drowns a guy smoking a pipe... I dunno, seems like Kevin Bacon at his finest.

 

 

 WHITE WATER SUMMER

 

Plot

 

Kevin Bacon goes white water rafting with a bunch of kids and almost gets them all killed. Altough devoid of rape altogether, this movie is head-above-oar the creepiest of the three. Okay, maybe not... but it's definitely the fucking stupidest.