1. The Blue Bird (Spiderman)
Has the power of chirping loudly. Yeah...
2. MODOK - Mental Organism Designed Only For Killing
Why they put this guy in Marvel vs Capcom 3 I will never know. What a dumb ass character. I didn't think you designed him to make fucking breakfast.
3. Stilt Man (Daredevil)
Yes, a guy on stilts. A remote control car or even a nice gust of wind could mean the demise of this great villain.
4. The Bush Master (Captain America)
The lower half of his body is a snake. Perverts.
5. Champion of the Universe
No specific powers... except the power of every power ever. Ever.
6. Doctor Bong
His head is a bell and so are both of his hands. This guy can't even ride a fucking bike. Why did they give you a cape?
7. The Gardener (Marvel Team Up)
Not only is this guy powerless... but he's old and he never showers. Hey let's get that guy for our super hero team.
8. Infectia (X-Factor)
A girl who infects her victims with a kiss. She's basically a girl from Jersey with a face full of STD's.
9. The Living Mummy (Nick Fury and His Howling Commandos)
Has all the same powers as the Non-Living Mummy, who incidentally has no powers at all. Why the hell did Nick Fury have to fight the Mummy? Is his team the Monster Squad?
10. The Super Apes (Spider Man)
It is amazing how much tasteless crap came out of the Spider Man franchise - including 3 out of the 4 motion pictures. Spider Man can take on Venom and Green Goblin. But why make him do THAT in a comic? Lets make him fight a bunch of apes on steroids. Horray. My Spider-boredom is tingly,
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