Classical/Orchestral Music
"Singing is for dorks, listen to how loud this horn is."
Country/Western
"Cold beer, Dirt Road, Saturday, 'Murica..."
Modern Rock
"The kids at school were mean to me... shut up, Mom!"
Soft Rock
"You're probably having Dental work done, enjoy this Clarinet solo."
Hard Rock
"Being old is awesome... I guess."
Hardcore
"I scream and throw air-punches, but also paint my nails and cry at night."
Metal
"Tune the guitars down a step or two, then let's get sweaty and break shit."
Rap
"Hey look at all this dumb shit I bought... women are all basically whores."
Jazz
"A-Bee Bop Skiddly Bam POW!"
R&B
"I'm probably going to take off my... yeah, I just took my pants off."
Lounge
"This elevator might smell weird... here's a Sinatra song about absolutely nothing."
Punk
"If our music gets us famous, then all of our fans will hate us."
Boy Bands
"Some creepy white guy paired me up with these other dudes and paid us to do weird shit."
